I just had to share something. Because, you, my lovely friends, know how anal I am when people who claim to be 'writers' make a gross mockery of the English language. A recent event has set me upon the warparth, because people ARE GOD DAMN STUPID.

Today's English Lesson for Dumb-Ass Writers

FORMALLY - When something is executed in a formal manner, ( Read more... )

I'm here! And not dead, or missing in action or anything. So, hurrah for me. There are several things which I am going to be discussing in this post. Let's begin with

Valentine's DayOK. My husband and I do not DO V-Day. It's commercial and cheesy, and we hate it. To top it off, we both worked V-Day. What I don't understand is why everyone thought ( Read more... )

Ahem.

Today I read possibly what is the WORST attempt at fanfiction ever. I won't name the story, or the author, but there are several glaring errors.

-The main character sounds NOTHING LIKE the person. Not a skerrick of the original. Zip. Nada. It was depressing.
-Huge timeline issues. Unless you've pointed out it's an AU situation, don't write it AU ( Read more... )

1. Melbourne lost the NRL grand final. AND THE REF -PAUL SIMPKINS- IS A FUCKING DICKWAD. Slater was not in touch. The ball went out off of Hodges. Matt King can't knock a ball on with his head, and he especially can't do it using Karmichael Hunt's HANDS>>>>> STUPID FUCKER.

2. The Newtown Jets lost the NRL Premier Grade by one point. So it wasn't ( Read more... )

Let's start with some things I find funny.

1. That new Dominos pizza ad. The Roast Beef Special one? Where the chick grabs the pizzas and sits on the couch next to her friend, and sends the boyfriend into the kitchen for drinks. She takes a bite of the Blokey Beef pizza, and then starts trying to tune her friend?!?!?

Friend: Are you alright?
Chick: I ( Read more... )